Pencil and Watercolor

Pencil and Watercolor

Pencil and Watercolor

Pencil and Watercolor

Pencil and Watercolor

Pencil and Watercolor

Mary Jane decided that she needed to be high to play the part of the virgin in her church's live nativity scene. How else would one justify immaculate conception?

Pencil and Watercolor

Jesus saves 15% of each paycheck and deposits that amount in a Roth IRA that has an annual compounded rate of return of 8.06%. He calculates that in 20 years he will save enough money to build a wall around Donald Trump and keep his stupid, racist ass out of Mexico.

Pencil and Watercolor

Bob decided to take his duties as coach of the Bulls to the next level. These little pukes were going to play well, do well, and feel well if it was the last thing he did.

Pencil and Watercolor

"He found himself understanding the wearisomeness of this life, where every path was an improvisation and a considerable part of one's waking life was spent watching one's feet."
William Golding

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Kali had always dreamed of a career as a flight attendant and when the H.R. folks from Air India saw her, they knew that she was perfect for the pre-flight safety brief.

In an effort to outcount his nemesis Lionel, Maurice added birds to his life list, such as the European Hoopoe, that raised more than one set of eyebrows at the local birdclub.

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Franz and Gerhard were stuck in their gig at the Gemaldagalerie in Dresden, but they secretly dreamed of a game of celestial cowboys and indians.